Month: March 2016

My Shitty Week

Warning- this post contains talk of bodily fluids and may contain some explicit language (depending on my frame of mind by the end of this week). I want to talk about the dreaded N-word, she says knowing full well that people will be like, “oh my god, I didn’t know that this was that kind …

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Wine Me

Wine me, please.  Pour me a gigantic glass and leave the bottle here on the table.  I’ll take care of the rest.  Thanks! This is what I wish I had said to my husband as I sat down at the table to write and he walked over to the couch to read.  Today was just …

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The World is Ending

I don’t want to be overly dramatic here or anything, but the end is nigh.  We are pretty much on borrowed time, running down the clock until the planet just… I don’t know… explodes or something. I’m feeling very alarmist this morning, in case you didn’t pick up on my subtle hints.  It’s probably because …

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Homeostasis

Does anyone remember the movie Bio-dome? Staring ninety’s film legends Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin?  My cousin and I must have watched that movie a dozen times when it first came out.  For those of you that haven’t seen it, I will save you an hour an hour and a half of your life, and …

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