Month: April 2018

Happy birthday to my baby who isn’t a baby anymore

Happy first birthday, little one. I can hardly believe it’s already been a year. This time has somehow managed to both fly by, and drag on forever. The first year is always hard. You arrive a frail helpless baby who needs me for absolutely everything, and you grow into this waddling, laughing force of nature …

Kids ruin things, but it’s okay

Becoming a parent is a life altering event. You go from being in charge of just you, to having this whole other human being that relies on you for everything. They also somehow quadruple your laundry load. It’s intense. And it colors everything in your world. Suddenly you find yourself wearing these parenting glasses that …

Not My Ghostbusters, How The Thing Ruined My Childhood

The Thing (2011) Review Burn it! Review by Kenny Wellbank October 15th 2011 The Thing stars Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Joel Edgerton, and a bunch of dudes that can speak Norwegian, oh and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, who is cool. The Thing failed me. Mistake number one, it’s a prequel to the original Thing, and they didn’t make …