Lauren Wellbank – wife, mother, recovering cat enthusiast.  

And now for the humblebrag.

Check out some of the work I’m most proud of –

The time I told the world why my first marriage ended after three months

Learning that Chrissy Teigen and I share some butthole drama

The letter I wrote to AARP on behalf of my old uterus

When I discovery that all toddlers are part goblin

A heartfelt letter to my daughter about her season of lasts

Or catch up on some of the most popular pieces from my blog (tens of people can’t be wrong!)  –

Millennials won’t stop ruining things, and that includes Thanksgiving

Mom doesn’t get to take a sick day and it’s kinda BS

(SATIRE) School shooting got ya down? Don’t worry, it’s not as bad as it seems (SATIRE)

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