Sooooo, I have a little confession to make. It’s embarrassing so we’ll keep it between us, okay? I recently discovered Luluroe clothing. If you don’t know what it is, stop reading this right now. Do not proceed any further because you do not want to know what I’m about to tell you. Don’t Google it …
I have a new sworn enemy. It’s been a while since I’ve made that declaration. Probably since I left the workforce. I had a pretty solid nemesis at my last job. And the job before that. And the job before that. Both my husband and my mother will tell you that it’s because I can …
For the first time since I had built it, I found myself outside relaxing on my new deck. It had taken two months of weekends and late nights after work to get it built, and I was finally about to get a chance to enjoy it. I was only about ten minutes into full on …
My husband is cranky, which means that I am cranky (I’m not cranky at him, it’s more like I’m cranky with him, or I guess more accurately I am cranky near him). Today was a perfectly fine day for me with the all the normal ups and downs. Nothing out of the usual here (except …
You never know how much capacity your heart has for love until it is fit to burst with it. I have experienced that sensation many times before (because my life is pretty freaking rad) and it’s a different feeling each and every time. This time my heart is swelling with love for my family. That’s …
This morning I had a really cool experience as I watched two turkey vultures in flight. I have never seen them fly before, I’ve only ever seen them on the side of the road eating dead things (dead things, Mikey, dead things). I was driving down my street when one caught my eye. Fortunately there …
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I’m feeling pretty blue today. I don’t know if it’s the blue hair dye that is currently all over my tub. Or the blotches of blue that are all over my hands. Maybe it’s the fact that every time I look in the mirror I am assaulted by my bright blue hair. In certain light …
A long time ago there was a tall, strong tree. It stood separate from all the other trees alone in the clearing. One day a little boy came into the clearing. His cheeks were rosy from the wind and his chestnut hair was disheveled. There was a bit of a golden fall leaf crushed in …
Warning- this post contains talk of bodily fluids and may contain some explicit language (depending on my frame of mind by the end of this week). I want to talk about the dreaded N-word, she says knowing full well that people will be like, “oh my god, I didn’t know that this was that kind …
Wine me, please. Pour me a gigantic glass and leave the bottle here on the table. I’ll take care of the rest. Thanks! This is what I wish I had said to my husband as I sat down at the table to write and he walked over to the couch to read. Today was just …